Shitposting
Goooood evening everyone! You may be thinking to yourselves, wow bitch I totally forgot you write these. Well, same. But, I had initially resolved yesterday to write a blog because I assumed that I would have a great surplus of free time once the alleged Tiktok ban went into effect. At first, I, like many…
The Return of Dr. Rachel
Hi everyone! As many of you know, I am recently unemployed. Which, luckily for you, means I have plennnntttty of free time these days to give advice to those of you who are foolish enough to come to me for guidance. Let’s dive in. Dear Dr. Rachel, I recently moved to Stamford from upstate CT…
Blood, Sweat, and Tears + Hot Topics
Hi everyone! It’s been a while, and February flew by faster than five bitches in a Honda. Let’s dive in. Ozempic As I’m sure many of you (none of you) are wondering, I’m doing about as well as can be expected (not well at all). Despite shedding approx. 30 pounds and inching closer to my…
Happy New Year
Hello everyone. It’s me, your girl, coming to you live from having my head inside of the toilet for the past 45 minutes because of the Ozempic that I’m on. It’s the holiday season so as I’m sure you can imagine, tensions are HIGH and in the past 20 minutes I have : Anyway, let’s…
Anxiety
What’s up you fugly sluts. Happy Wednesday! I just wanted to hop on here because I miss yall and also because I have a lot of thoughts just buzzzzing around in my head with no one to share them with all day because I don’t talk to anyone in my office because I have what…
I’m Baaaaaaaaack
Gooooood morning ladies! (And also, the like, one and a quarter gentlemen that reads this blog) I apologize that I have been missing for a while but as it turns out, struggling with crippling depression and anxiety causes you to lose interest in the things you once enjoyed. Who knew? (Literally everyone knew) It even…
Brace Yourselves.
Hey Yawl. I hope everyone had a blessed Fourth of July. And blessed Fifth of July for that matter. And alll the days that have followed. I know some of you out there are saying, But Rachel, the 4th of July was almost a week ago. And while that is true, unfortunately the residents of…
The Stages of Grief
As a preface for those who don’t know, my father passed away about a month ago. I’ve struggled with finding the right words to say, because (as I’m sure anyone who has experienced something like this knows) no words really seem to be enough. But, unfortunately for you all, I don’t currently have a therapist…
A Tale of Two Car Thefts: In Hot Pursuit
Hi everyone! In an unfortunate and unprecedented turn of events, my beloved Honda Civic was stolen by vagrant thieves this past Friday. In front of my own home. In the dead of the night. On Saint Patrick’s Day. Needless to say, the good ol’ Luck of the Irish has once again eluded me. Now, I’m…
Welcome To Your Tape
Hi everyone. It is January 24th, and in the past three weeks alone, I have had the honor and privilege of adding yet another reason my collection of Thirteen Reasons Why. (And no, unlike the Netflix show that had one good season and then took a steeeeep nosedive, one of my reasons isn’t that someone…
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