Introduce Yourself

Well here we are. 4:43 p.m. on a Tuesday afternoon, wearing one of my many
house robes, running a blow dryer on myself for warmth. Or, what it’s otherwise
known as, rock fucking bottom. Actually, I think rock bottom was when I
hesitated at the thought of spending the $48 that is apparently required to
start a blog. Shouldn’t it be free? It’s called FREEdom of speech. Wow that was

Anyway, by hesitated I mean I stared at the screen trying desperately
to figure out if I had $48 dollars to spare (I don’t) before unsuccessfully
trying to charge it on my maxxed out credit card (it declined). Anyway,
WordPress recommends the first post when starting a blog should be introductory
and you should tell a little bit about yourself. In case you haven’t deduced it
from the first paragraph alone, I’m a hot fucking mess.


I’m a 25(and 15 months) year old waitress who despite having a college
degree has been unable to get a job that doesn’t require slinging craft
cocktails. Sure, we could blame the pandemic. But actually, I think it has more
to do with my seemingly inherent unwillingness to write new cover letters for
every job I want to apply to. The EasyApply feature on LinkedIn has become my
best friend, and frankly I’m not embarrassed to admit that. It’s kind of a one
sided friendship though because none of the jobs ever get back to me. But
honestly, who has the time?

Anyhoooooo, I decided to start a blog as the ultimate form of
procrastination because I’m about 99.9999 percent sure that no one will ever
read this and if they do it’s because I’m planning on putting the link in my
instagram bio and it’s going to be people I knew from highschool going wow,
what a fucking loser. But hey, its 2020 and no one will hire me and I have
nothing better to do and the other option was start a podcast and then people
would really make fun of me. But who knows, that might be fucking next. I also
named this site Wine and Zoloft because those are the two main pillars to the
foundation of who I am as a human being.

Anyhoooo (part duex) I don’t really know what this blog is going to consist
of but my first post is going to be about one of the most important things in
my life right now. The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion.

#fromzerotohero #potomac #realhousewives #bravo #wine #pinonoir #zoloft #2020 #pandemic

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