Why I Decided to Get a Full Diagnostic Blood Panel After Cancer — and What I Learned
When I was diagnosed with breast cancer at 30, “shocked” doesn’t even begin to cover it. I had no family history. No BRCA mutation. No known genetic predisposition. I’d never had any serious health issues before. I was in a steady relationship, generally pretty type-B about my health, and — if I’m being honest —…
Shitposting
Goooood evening everyone! You may be thinking to yourselves, wow bitch I totally forgot you write these. Well, same. But, I had initially resolved yesterday to write a blog because I assumed that I would have a great surplus of free time once the alleged Tiktok ban went into effect. At first, I, like many…
The Return of Dr. Rachel
Hi everyone! As many of you know, I am recently unemployed. Which, luckily for you, means I have plennnntttty of free time these days to give advice to those of you who are foolish enough to come to me for guidance. Let’s dive in. Dear Dr. Rachel, I recently moved to Stamford from upstate CT…
Blood, Sweat, and Tears + Hot Topics
Hi everyone! It’s been a while, and February flew by faster than five bitches in a Honda. Let’s dive in. Ozempic As I’m sure many of you (none of you) are wondering, I’m doing about as well as can be expected (not well at all). Despite shedding approx. 30 pounds and inching closer to my…
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Wine and Zoloft 