Hello you filthy sluts! It’s me. Ya girl. It’s been a while and I have a lot on my mind and lots to share with you all and I, for one, am excited. Although it may only 3 p.m., I’m tempted to pour myself a glass of crisp Pinot Noir so I can kiki withContinue reading “Ursula’s Revenge”
Gut Yontiff! Here’s an age old question for you all- What would you do, if your son (Pitbulls) was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor bc they’re hungry? And the only way to feed them is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money (stay in a job thatContinue reading “To Waitress or Not to Waitress? / Hot Topics”
Hi friends. Family. Strangers who have come across this blog by accident. It’s been a while, so I decided to check in with you all. For your sake, I hope you’re doing better than me. I have found myself in a hole so low and so deep it would take a squad of firemen withoutContinue reading “My Villain Origin Story”
Happy International Women’s Day everyone! I can’t wait to see you all use the guise of gender empowerment as justification for posting a flattering photo of yourselves from 3 years ago. Come to think of it, maybe I’ll do the same. I haven’t posted in a while because I have been undergoing a very soulContinue reading “Hot Topics ~~”
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Rachel. Wine and prescription pill enthusiast. Sometimes I feel like I’m a celebrity and people care about what I say and what I’m doing but I’m not and they don’t.
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