9 to 5

Hey. Hope you’re all strapped in. It’s been a whirlwind. I realize that I haven’t been following through on yet another one of my goals for 2021 which was to post a blog every week. But, unlike the continuing expansion of my waist line, this one truly isn’t my fault. I believe I mentioned inContinue reading “9 to 5”

This Shits Fire

Gooood (not really) evening everyone. After spending about fifteen minutes locked in the freezer hysterically crying at work yesterday, I decided it was time for a much needed vent sesh. As it turns out, I am not mentally or emotionally equipped to deal with 40+ persons attending a gender reveal screaming at me because theirContinue reading “This Shits Fire”

License to Kill

Hey all you cool cats and kittens. To kick off today’s aimless musings I’d like to make mention of the fact that merely a week after I called Prince Phillip a “reanimated corpse” and said it was time for the Royal Family to start digging a shallow grave out back, he has officially passed on.Continue reading “License to Kill”


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Rachel. Wine and prescription pill enthusiast. Sometimes I feel like I’m a celebrity and people care about what I say and what I’m doing but I’m not and they don’t.

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