Cashing Checks & Snapping Necks
Hey ladies. As the days, weeks, and months pass and I have received nary a call back or even so much as a whisper of a phone interview for the roughly 700 jobs I’ve applied to, I have found myself to be at a bit of an impasse. On the one hand, am I growingContinue reading “Cashing Checks & Snapping Necks”
Of Mice and Men
Hello all. I’m sorry it’s been a while, but in the words of Bethenny Frankel, #ThisIsACrisis. As I write this, I am currently standing on top of my kitchen table. And not for the reason which I always thought I’d be standing on my kitchen table, which would be to hang myself from the ceilingContinue reading “Of Mice and Men”
Virgo Season, Not Blowjob Season
Hi everyone! Hope you’re all doing well. Or, at the very least, better than me. As we enter my favorite season, Virgo season, we are on the precipice of the very date which I was dragged into this world kicking and screaming. And as my birthday looms around the corner, I’ve decided to give youContinue reading “Virgo Season, Not Blowjob Season”
Make It Through the Rain
Hello my friends. As I lay here in a pool of my own sweat and tears, having contracted an unknown illness that may or may not be monkeypox, I’ve decided now is as perfect of time as any to check in with you all. Although this post initially started out as a Dr. Rachel segmentContinue reading “Make It Through the Rain”
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